Saturday, July 20, 2013

The Conjuring

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The Conjuring is a fairly standard-issue Hollywood horror possession film. There's a dog that
does the usual thing dogs do in horror films. There's a doll that does what dolls usually do in horror films. There's some eerie TV static, some doors banging, some ghost hunters with motion detectors and UV lights, and some creepy ghosts who appear on cue when you expect to least expect them, complete with ominous music and the spooky makeup that all ghosts wear so you can identify them. And there's an eerie whispered catch phrase, because the supernatural loves memes (in this case it's "look what you made me do.")

supernatural loves memes (in this case it's "look what you made me do.")
There's only one difference between this film and all those other films.
(Dramatic pause. Eerie whisper voice.)
This one... is real.
When I say "it's real," I mean several things. First, and most obviously, the film is based to some degree on real events. It tells the story of the Perron family, who moved into a supposedly haunted farmhouse in Rhode Island in 1971. The Perrons contacted well-known ghost hunters Ed and Lorrain Warren to help them rid their home of evil spirits (after which Ed began the long journey through the netherworld of development hell to bring the story to the big screen.)
But the "reality" of the story in the end has little to do with its no doubt extremely loose basis in fact, and a lot to with its thematic concerns. Which is to say, the movie is in a lot of ways less focused on the supernatural than it is on its own reality, and on demonstrating its own reality.
Some of these demonstrations are quite charming--like the period hairstyles, or the selection of the relatively-homely-by-Hollywood-standards Lili Taylor and Ron Livingston to play the Perron parents. Other assertions of truthiness, though, are less enjoyable. There are, of course, the newspaper clippings and actual photos that play over the end credits. And then, at the other end of the film, before we even get to our main haunted house, we have scenes of the Warrens (Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson) working other cases, and answering questions in lecture halls to underline their expertise and truthiness. We even see a case later on where they ostentatiously prove that the haunting is just some creaky floorboards and uneven heating, to show that they don't certify just any ghosts. Hauntings overwhelmingly have a "rational explanation," Lorraine assures the relieved family, before we trundle back off to the Perrons and their checklist of movie horrors.
In some sense, that checklist works against the reality. The situations and the spooks and the characters (noble ghost fighters, loving mother, confused but sturdy dad) are all so well-worn that it's hard to take the suggestion that we're seeing "truth" as anything but a deliberate joke. You half expect the next door to bang open to reveal a prostitute with a heart of gold, or a crusty but cunning police chief. Why don't they just throw in all the tropes and be done with it?
The thing is, the assertion "this is true" is every bit as much a familiar tent-pole of exorcism horror as the chair lifting off the floor or the catch phrases. Some recent films, like The Last Exorcism or the excellent The Devil Inside, use the found-footage genre to get that requisite feeling of verite. The Conjuring isn't that clever; its claim to truth boils down to repetition and assertion--and maybe the odd bodily assault on the skeptical police guy to show him the error of his ways.
The pretense to realism can be enjoyable as part of horror. In 'The Conjuring,' it's an incessant theme that Director James Wan mistakenly seems to believe can carry the entire film.
The Conjuring, then, is not convincingly real. This isn't a bad thing in itself; hardly anybody goes to a horror film expecting to see documentary realism any more than you listen to campfire ghost stories to get factual information about guys with hooks for hands. It's the pretense to realism, not the realism per se, that's enjoyable.
Or at least, the pretense to realism can be enjoyable as part of a horror movie. In The Conjuring, though, the pretense is more than just a part--it's an insistent and constant drumbeat, an incessant theme that Director James Wan mistakenly seems to believe can carry the entire film. On the strength "based on a true story", he has forsworn interesting characters, an inventive plot, and memorable villains.
As a result, all we're left with at the conclusion is some sentimentality and a real quote from the real Ed Warren warning us that demonic powers are real and our moral choices matter. Which may or may not be the case. But if evil and moral choices were what the filmmakers cared about, I wish they'd made a movie about them. Instead, The Conjuring is dedicated to the completely pointless task of encouraging its viewers over and over, in various ways, to pretend that the derivative nonsense on screen actually happened. That isn't scary. It's not even startling. It's just banal.

Six Flags

A woman fell to her death from the Texas Giant rollercoaster Friday night at Six Flags Over Texas as horrified fellow passengers watched.
The Arlington amusement park confirmed the death but released few details beyond reporting that its medical staff and city paramedics had responded immediately. The victim’s name was not released.
Six Flags officials offered their condolences to the woman’s family as investigators began to study the cause of the accident, which occurred after 6:30 p.m. Although the ride was closed, the park remained open through the evening.
Early attention was beginning to focus on witnesses’ reports that the woman’s safety restraint may have come undone.
Carmen Brown of Arlington was waiting in line as the victim was being secured in for the ride. She said she believed that the woman’s son was on the ride with her.
Brown said the woman had expressed concern to a park employee that she was not secured correctly in her seat.
“He was basically nonchalant,” Brown said. “He was, like, ‘As long as you heard it click, you’re fine.’ Hers was the only one that went down once, and she didn’t feel safe. But they let her still get on the ride.”
She said the victim fell out of the ride as it made a sudden maneuver.
“The lady basically tumbled over,” she said. “We heard her screaming. We were, like, ‘Did she just fall?’”
Investigators were interviewing witnesses on the ride, some of whom reported that the woman had been thrown from the rollercoaster as it rounded a turn. Arlington police declined to comment on the accident.
Hysterical passengers had to wait to disembark as the train stopped short of the platform.
John and Darlene Putman of Rockwall said they were in line to board the rollercoaster as the train in which the woman had been riding returned.
John Putman told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram that he heard two people screaming, “‘My mom! My mom! Let us out, we need to go get her!’”
Reports from park visitors began spreading rapidly on social media online, drawing worried parents and others to the gates to check on family members.
Joshua Paul Fleak posted on Twitter that he believed that the woman’s restraint had come undone.
“Just witnessed someone fly off of the Texas giant two seats in front of me,” he said. “… Coaster turned and she was gone.”
The Texas Giant opened in 1990 as the world’s tallest wooden rollercoaster but was closed in November 2009 to convert it to a steel-and-wood hybrid.
Although the rebuilt ride incorporates some of the original structure, it includes 4,700 feet of new track.
When it reopened in April 2011, the expanded coaster offered a smoother ride and a higher top speed of 65 mph. It features a 79-degree drop and three turns sharper than 90 degrees.
Friday’s accident was the second ride fatality for a guest at the park since it opened in 1961.
In 1999, Valeria Cartwright of West Helena, Ark., drowned when a Roaring Rapids raft capsized. Ten other people were injured in that accident.
In March 2006, passengers on the park’s Texas Tornado ride reported injuries when the ride slowed rapidly and several of its swings collided.
In another amusement park accident Friday, a boat on a thrill ride at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio, rolled backward down a hill and flipped over in water when the ride malfunctioned, injuring all seven people on it.
Six Flags Entertainment Corp. emerged from bankruptcy protection in 2010 after the company said it needed to shed $1.8 billion in debt. In April, the company posted record revenue.

Friday, July 19, 2013

Kate Middleton

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Kate Middleton may have left Bucklebury, but that wasn't her at St. Mary's Hospital this morning!
Earlier today, two pranksters apparently sent from Britain's The Sun newspaper pulled a royal trick on fans and journalists by showing up outside Kate's hospital as look-alikes of her and Prince William.
According to NBC News, the Kate and William look-alikes arrived at the Lindo Wing (where the Duchess of Cambridge is scheduled to give birth) earlier today, got out of a car and stood around for a bit as people took pictures of them. The pair, who briefly fooled some onlookers, were dressed in T-shirts with the words "The Sun No. 1 for royal baby news" on them. The female was even sporting a giant fake baby bump under her clothes.
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"For anyone who missed it, here is a link to the full low-down on our #royalbabyprank that fooled the world's media," the Sun tweetedearlier today, along with a link to their story about the big baby joke. The prank comes as royal baby fervor hits an all-time high in anticipation of Kate finally giving birth.
Earlier today, royal protection officers left the Middleton family's home in Bucklebury earlier today, which means it's believed that both Will and Kate are headed to London ahead of the birth of their baby. E! News also confirmed this morning that the Duchess left the home by car and that no helicopters were involved.
Meanwhile, Americans and Brits alike are impatiently waiting for Will and Kate to welcome their first child together. But which country is more excited for the royal baby? "Americans are obsessed with the birth of the royal baby," pop culture expert Katrina Szish tells NBC News. "Not only is it just a phenomenon we don't even have in the United States, but it really is just like a fairy tale come true."
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Tim Ewart, ITV's royal correspondent said in a clip from this morning's episode of the Todayshow, "We do need to remember in all this hysteria that not everybody in this country is enthusiastic about the monarchy. The figures show the majority don't feel that way. The majority of people still like the royal family."
Additionally, in just the last week alone, 1.3 million tweets about royal baby have been sent out by fans. And a new poll shows that 77 percent of Brits still support the monarchy and British royal family.
One British woman told NBC News, "I think everyone's thrilled." "It's good to be in Britain at the moment," said another man.

The Conjuring

As sympathetic, methodical ghostbusters Lorraine and Ed Warren, Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson make the old-fashioned haunted-house horror film "The Conjuring" something more than your average fright fest.
In 1971, they come to the Perrons' swampy, musty Rhode Island farmhouse – newly purchased from the bank – to investigate the demonic spirit that has begun terrorizing the couple and their five daughters – a working class family who thought they had clawed their way into a rustic dream house.
Lorraine is clairvoyant, and Ed is a Vatican-sanctioned demonologist. They're best known as the married, devoutly Catholic paranormal pros whose work with the Lutz family served as the basis for "Amityville Horror." ''The Conjuring," which boasts incredulously of being their most fearsome, previously unknown case, is built very in the '70s-style mold of "Amityville" and, if one is kind, "The Exorcist." The film opens with a majestic, foreboding title card that announces its aspirations to such a lineage.
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Does it live up to that? More than most horror films, certainly. But as effectively crafted as "The Conjuring" is, it's lacking the raw, haunting power of the models it falls shy of. "The Exorcist" is a high standard, though; "The Conjuring" is an unusually sturdy piece of haunted-house genre filmmaking.
The director is James Wan of "Saw." In "The Conjuring," he goes classical. Though it comes across as a self-conscious stab at more traditional, floorboard-creaking horror, Wan has succeeded in patiently building suspense (of which there is plenty) not out of bloodiness, but those old standbys of slamming doors and flashes in the mirror.
Roger Perron (Ron Livingston) and his wife Carolyn (Lili Taylor) aren't initially suspicious when their clocks all stop at 3:07 a.m., the family dog – as is custom – turns up dead and one of the girls starts sleepwalking. But the torment grows – bruises appear on Carolyn's arms, the children are visited at night – they seek out the Warrens, whom we first see lecturing on the science of the supernatural.
They, too, have a daughter. Their general philosophy is that a demonic spirit can attach itself to a person or an object, like a tick or unpaid parking tickets. They keep a sealed-off chamber of possessed items (a spooky doll figures prominently, of course), something like a trophy room of evil.
Chad Hayes and Carey W. Hayes' screenplay smoothly melds the story lines of both families. Particularly good is Julie Berghoff's production design, a necessity for a film that spends so much time in one setting. Cinematographer John R. Leonetti's camera creeps slowly through the house.
"The Conjuring" shows its flaws, though, in its occasional digital effects representing the demons. Such choices effectively break the careful, naturalistic atmosphere Wan has created. The filmmakers have told stories of brushes with the supernatural while making the film, which only further contributes to the feeling that "The Conjuring" is too busy overstating its verisimilitude to have anything else on its mind.
But most effecting are Wilson and the wonderful, sad-eyed Farmiga. When the Perrons are in need, the Warrens come with their instruments and understanding, ready to help a family haunted by an unseen demon.

Comic Con 2013

The Big Bang Theory knows how to do Comic-Con!
Though no stars were slated to appear on the CBS hit sitcom's 2013 panel at the Con in San Diego this year, as it was billed as a special "Writers' Room" conversation, several familiar faces still popped up to geek out with the series' (many, many) fans!
Not only did star Melissa Rauch end up moderating the panel, but Johnny Galecki made a surprise appearance as a fan waiting in line to ask a question...in costume! Yes, Galecki was  dressed up in Princess Leia's bounty hunter disguise from the Star Wars sequel Return of the Jedi. "I just couldn't stay away," he told the crowd after revealing himself. Coolest. Surprise. Ever.
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"This show has the best fans in the world," Galecki also said. "The fact that we gather here in July before the show goes back into full swing production in August gives us the shot in the arm we need."
But The Big Bang Theory, which is TV's highest-rated comedy, had one more epic surprise for fans: World-renowned author/physicist Stephen Hawking, who has guest-starred on the show, recorded a special video message to introduce the panel. 
Co-creator Bill Prady and showrunner Steve Molaro also dished out some scoop on what fans can expect to see in season seven, including more of Sheldon (Jim Parsons) and Amy's (Mayim Bialik) hilariously strange dynamic. When asked if they will finally consummate their relationship, Molaro teased, ""It's a possibility...Amy will continue trying to get her way." Fans will also see Amy and Bernadette (Rauch) go on a trip together and will see Leonard on the research ship with Hawking when the series returns on Sept. 26.

Premios Juventud 2013

Leave it to Jennifer Lopez to get a party started.
The singer did just that when she took the stage to kick off the 2013 Premios Juventud Awards at the Bank United Center in Miami on Thursday.
Of course, she did have a little help from Pitbull, who joined the gorgeous gal on a medley of tunes that included "On the Floor," "Dance Again" and "Live It Up."
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And let's just say the two made quite a splash—literally—at the end of their performance when they jumped into a pool, clothes and all. (See the clip above.)
Later in the show, Lopez was presented with the World Icon Award.
"When I see all these images and your beautiful face, I feel very fortunate to be here tonight," she told the crowd. "What I have always wanted to do with my life is to create, dance, act and entertain; and be a good person."
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She added, "I love what I do. I'm an artist. And I know that being a role model to my community means to be responsible for my actions. I too am human, and I make mistakes. But I promise you that when I fall, I get up again. When I make a mistake, I learn the lesson and I am ready to confront the next challenge.
"I accept this award with a lot of humility and I am enormously grateful."
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